Is this thing on?

In an attempt to excise my demons I am going to try and write more on this blog thing.  I shall find something intelligent to say and then say it often.  While I conjure up the latest thought, here's an article I thought you might enjoy reading - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-ultimate-guide-to-writing-better-than-you-normally-do.

Transitions

I did it because I didn't want to be a coward and afear being squashed like a little bug.  I also did it because your voice made my inner tuning fork resonate.

Then I got attached to something that wasn't there.  Which, actually, is pretty common with me, I find.  You ever want something so bad that your imagination creates an alternate reality?

But then you'd ask why chase unicorns?  Especially if they don't want to stay.  Well, because, in life, you don't often find unicorns.  And when you think you've found one, you better hold on to the joy it brings you, no matter how stupid that idea may be.

I will not be disparaged.  Moreover, I really don't like being dumped.  And now I shall make muffins.