Tuesday, July 10, 2012

"I wonder if, for my olympics party, I could represent some sort of velociraptor themed event..."

Wolfe: http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2012/07/10/kayaker-orleans-may-have-been-chased-plankton-eater-rather-than-great-white-shark/45jsLMjEMoSxQIwuRaNlrI/story.html?p1=News_links

Louise: that does not make good news... it must be killer great white otherwise it's just boring. It's like saying "yeah, I was camping in the woods, and it was terrifying, because I was chased down by this... squirrel, it was a squirrel. No, not a bear, a squirrel."

Wolfe: hey.. squirrels can be mean

Louise: but they aren't going to tear you limb from limb

Wolfe: they might if they're mutant squirrels.. i'm just saying

Louise: and if they were hunting in packs.

Wolfe: with lasers!

Louise: one squirrel would have trouble tearing you limb from limb, because they have quite small arms. like velociraptors. Although they can tear you limb from limb.

Wolfe: you are obsessed with v'raptors

Louise: they are the coolest