That skirt makes you look like a geisha

So like, I was looking at pictures of my friend Appy's honeymoon in Mexico and she looks so lovely. Then I was looking at B's honeymoon pictures on that Caribbean cruise they went on and I got to thinking about Salad's honeymoon in Hawaii and Resh's honeymoon in Naples. And something occurred to me. All my friends are married. And then something else occurred to me. If I think back on all the men I've known, not one single one would have taken me on a Caribbean cruise. Or to Maldives. Or Bermuda. This is very disturbing.

On the upshot, I'm glad I didn't marry any of them. :)