Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Boss, I think it's infected

You know you’re afraid of commitment when the thought of spending a lifetime with one person fills you with a nameless fear.

You know you’re a true cynic when you can’t come up with enough pros of spending a lifetime with one person. The cons always seem to be one step ahead.

I’m going to die alone in a smelly old bathrobe with a lot of cats surrounded by empty Limca bottles. I just know it.

Two more tapes to go. Ruby is feeding Tarzan bananas.

1 comment:

Wolfe said...

There is no bright side. It's all a massive ploy masterminded by evil warlords to try and get you to buy more Kleenex. Haven't you ever wondered why there are always used Kleenex lying around?