Random televisionness

Have you seen the Bombay Rockers – Rock the Party video? It’s hilarious. Mirza sharabi (albeit one from Denmark) in a skull cap and white boy cruisin’ the streets in an oldsmobile and getting their asses kicked by a bunch of really bad dancers in animal suits. Very funny.

I’m hooked on Channel [V] India. Ever wonder wot hppnd to all those horrible Anu Malik Hindi movie songs? They’re being aired on Channel [V]. Oh god, Helen is doing the shoulder shimmy.

Tagline for jaljeera - “Desi drink, desi asar”.

Remember when Akshay Kumar *snigger* was the biggest thing to happen to Bollywood? Came from Thailand or Malaysia or some place. Tabloids full of speculations on his sex life. I should have saved the papers. Would’ve made for some funny reading.

Why is it always raining in Limca ads?

Is it me or is Sanjay Dutt getting creepier by the decade? I have yet to see a movie where he’s not randomly brandishing a switchblade.

So the latest thing apparently is to have gori women in desi music videos. You know, shaking their groove thang. Like desi women aren’t slutty enough.

Storm, look up the Switch (Will Smith – Lost and Found) video. :)