Fish are people too
Fishrush. Wot fish feel when they're excited. I thot it was brilliant.
Hah, have put horribly pixelized picture of self possessively clutching martini glass (yes, Storm, it's the one from Buca's at New Years) on Shaadi.com (no, I will not link to it. I categorically refuse). It's my way of rebelling.
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But you must.. you must evoke sympathy from your readers and then start an underground movement *looks left and right and whispers* to save the messiah of geekdom.
No movement can save me now, bubba. We're doomed. I'm going to have to marry some hairy chap with lots of gold chains with a small penis who will get drunk at parties and dance with a tie on his head.
Just say No, Wolfey, say No to drugs, thugs, and small genitals! You deserve a bigger and better penis! I think I'm going to cry...
Don't cry Cunny. Come see me in July. We'll boogie it up in a stolen limo and postulate about penises.
Or alternatively, you could call my home and do some heavy breathing to reinforce my lesbean standing with me mum.
limo? penis talk? BOOGIE? sounds like a bachelorette party to me!
i can do the lez be friends thing too. just invite me over for fried rice, i'll grow a 'stache and come over ask for your hand in marriage. bec. if you was a lesbean you couldn't be legally married, which means still single, which means good enough to get hitched.
Haye haye... lesbean and postulated penii.. chee chee...no wonder they want to get you married off..
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