Compelling spam subject lines

"nobody can beat us"
"Our company does it lightly and rapidly than ever to attain the classifications"
"Rolex is not for everyone, it's for you Cornelius"
"Sav on rneds. To be precise, sav a lot on rneds."
"Intrepid Investors Report"
"This may help fight HIV viruses"
"Makes you great in bed. Now all you have to do is get laid."
"Imagine there's no fat"
"goodbye to the thighs"
"Protein healing power in crocodile"
"Every man must have a sex! MUST!!!"
"Don't Visit the Doc, Visit Us"
"Send the love home with an online photo album"
"Tell ernie not to come over?"
"How early is too early"
"Abraham call your brother to do it"
"Are you still fat?"
"second notification Kermit"
"clark?"

I so need to launch a new comic.