Thursday, July 28, 2005

Wot exactly IS a gaymansis?!

Black Cobra says: says:
i vote we start a club
Wolfe says: says:
too late.. i'm starting one with artraj
Wolfe says: says:
it's the WAG
Black Cobra says: says:
whats wag
Black Cobra says: says:
women against gundas
Wolfe says: says:
with an underground radio station.. he's going to be the presenter, i'll do the technics and BK will do the lights
Wolfe says: says:
no loser
Black Cobra says: says:
weevils against government
Wolfe says: says:
it's the whine appreciation group
Wolfe says: says:
wot IS a bol weevil?
Wolfe says: says:
i never did know
Black Cobra says: says:
its a bug
Wolfe says: says:
is it in rice and things?
Black Cobra says: says:
that raoms around in your grain
Black Cobra says: says:
percissimo
Wolfe says: says:
raoms eh?
Wolfe says: says:
is that a technical term?
Black Cobra says: says:
we could have the recite poetry at the drop of a hat group
Black Cobra says: says:
lol romas romas
Wolfe says: says:
they already exists as the loony group
Black Cobra says: says:
look i want to be cultured
Black Cobra says: says:
not as bugs i mean
Wolfe says: says:
too late
Black Cobra says: says:
your blood culture grew bugs
Wolfe says: says:
one look at you and they'd all know
Black Cobra says: says:
my patients get so wide eyed when i say this
Wolfe says: says:
this is because they, like me, are envisioning something like the plague of the killer leeches when you say things like that
Black Cobra says: says:
i shall make sindhi fritters
Wolfe says: says:
are you drunk?!
Wolfe says: says:
admit it, you sniffed my degree before you mailed it
Wolfe says: says:
did you mail the folder too?
Black Cobra says: says:
ooooooh why dyu say things like that
Black Cobra says: says:
i didnt
Black Cobra says: says:
oh NO!
Black Cobra says: says:
now im going to want to sniff it
Wolfe says: says:
it better not get torn or wet or something
Black Cobra says: says:
yup
Black Cobra says: says:
nice folder
Black Cobra says: says:
well fedex has insured it for 100 bucks
Wolfe says: says:
or you'll have to get me another one
Black Cobra says: says:
55 bucks she charged me
Wolfe says: says:
bitch
Black Cobra says: says:
why dyu live so far away
Black Cobra says: says:
yeah, she took forever too
Wolfe says: says:
it's where i was born
Wolfe says: says:
stupid bitch
Wolfe says: says:
should've assaulted her
Black Cobra says: says:
is where i was born could be your next hit
Wolfe says: says:
that'll teach her
Black Cobra says: says:
dyu have a southern accent now
Wolfe says: says:
as opposed to my previous hit?
Black Cobra says: says:
or are you still british
Black Cobra says: says:
lol and miss
Wolfe says: says:
don't be silly..
Black Cobra says: says:
you should try
Wolfe says: says:
i have a french accent now
Black Cobra says: says:
it could be very appealing
Wolfe says: says:
since i spend most of my working days with bloody francoise
Black Cobra says: says:
is brigitt bardot french
Wolfe says: says:
why are there no songs about potatoes?
Black Cobra says: says:
there are
Black Cobra says: says:
you say potato
Wolfe says: says:
i'll ask her next time i see her at the water cooler
Black Cobra says: says:
i say potato
Wolfe says: says:
this is true.. i had overlooked that song
Black Cobra says: says:
you are losing your touch
Wolfe says: says:
look listen.. it's all well and good for you folk.. but some of us have to go to work tomorrow
Black Cobra says: says:
lets form a group i say
Wolfe says: says:
the loony bins

Wolfe says: says:
don't sleep with med students
Wolfe says: says:
they don't wash well
Black Cobra says: says:
oks
Wolfe says: says:
and smell of all things iodine
Black Cobra says: says:
med students are very dedicated folks

Black Cobra says: says:
i see a lot of patients now that im a third year
Wolfe says: says:
did you make a dramatic pose when you said that?
Wolfe says: says:
ooooo fancy
Black Cobra says: says:
no, i dint have me guitar and white frock and sindhi fritters
Black Cobra says: says:
v fancy
Black Cobra says: says:
dr. pencil was very gelled up again today
Black Cobra says: says:
he is going to a party
Black Cobra says: says:
he has gotten the rep of the party kid now
Wolfe says: says:
tell him not to stand too close to the candles
Black Cobra says: says:
lol
Wolfe says: says:
he may spontaneously combust
Black Cobra says: says:
i will
Black Cobra says: says:
you should email him
Wolfe says: says:
that is, if he doesn't drip first
Black Cobra says: says:
swear a little, bet he misses that
Wolfe says: says:
alright i will
Black Cobra says: says:
love you kiddo
Wolfe says: says:
rock on mama
Black Cobra says: says:
go sleep snore wake up to sammiches
Black Cobra says: says:
tiidlephus as they say
Wolfe says: says:
who is this they that say such crap?!
Black Cobra says: says:
o cheep cheep
Wolfe says: says:
sigh
Wolfe says: says:
good thing i'm not there
Wolfe says: says:
i'd want to feed you to the ducks
Black Cobra says: says:
i believe birds say cheep cheep or something of the sort
Wolfe says: says:
how are the blasted things anyway?
Black Cobra says: says:
v fun
Wolfe says: says:
yes.. forever taunting them damn birds
Black Cobra says: says:
summer, lovely
Wolfe says: says:
did you throw things at them?
Wolfe says: says:
41 degrees today
Wolfe says: says:
which is upwards of 100F
Black Cobra says: says:
nope, to tell truth i havent even looked out in 2 months
Black Cobra says: says:
90s here
Black Cobra says: says:
dxb gets hot
Wolfe says: says:
good don't.. give 'em the silent treatment
Black Cobra says: says:
did u eat mangoes
Wolfe says: says:
yes.. yesterday
Black Cobra says: says:
bum
Wolfe says: says:
do you want a full list?
Black Cobra says: says:
sigh
Black Cobra says: says:
i likes mangoes
Wolfe says: says:
and it shows
Black Cobra says: says:
mangola bhen they would call me
Wolfe says: says:
dripping all down your elbows
Black Cobra says: says:
yumm
Wolfe says: says:
sick sick
Black Cobra says: says:
oks gnite
Black Cobra says: says:
have fun
Wolfe says: says:
wot sleeping?
Wolfe says: says:
yes.. sleep is fun
Wolfe says: says:
in my pink jammies
Black Cobra says: says:
it is
Black Cobra says: says:
ooh
Wolfe says: says:
and mad hair
Wolfe says: says:
that hasn't been cut since i left LR
Black Cobra says: says:
you wear pink, rnt u ashamed
Wolfe says: says:
so you can imagine
Black Cobra says: says:
v cute i bet
Wolfe says: says:
no.. i'm a man who wears pink
Wolfe says: says:
maybe i'm gay
Black Cobra says: says:
u r too cute for words
Black Cobra says: says:
ure a hmm what was it punjabi aunty called you
Wolfe says: says:
i'm so blogging this conversation
Black Cobra says: says:
nono
Wolfe says: says:
did she call me a man too?
Black Cobra says: says:
there are better things to blof
Wolfe says: says:
i'm sure there are
Black Cobra says: says:
lol she called u summin
Wolfe says: says:
blof?!
Wolfe says: says:
you ARE drunk
Wolfe says: says:
stay away from the cooking sherry
Black Cobra says: says:
blof is the new blog
Wolfe says: says:
blof sounds like olaf's lunch
Black Cobra says: says:
aint no sherry or brigitte
Wolfe says: says:
he had a blof with some cheese
Black Cobra says: says:
his head looks like a blof
Wolfe says: says:
ain't nobody.. loves me better..
Black Cobra says: says:
i bloffed all the way to the bank
Black Cobra says: says:
than you
Black Cobra says: says:
aint is apparently a wod
Wolfe says: says:
blof me baby
Black Cobra says: says:
word now
Black Cobra says: says:
sounds like ure in the cath lab
Black Cobra says: says:
they say there puff puff me
Wolfe says: says:
you walk around the cath lab saying 'blof me baby'?
Black Cobra says: says:
now i shall park the catheter
Wolfe says: says:
no wonder they all think you're a loose woman with no morals
Black Cobra says: says:
no, cardiologists do apparently
Wolfe says: says:
cheee cheee
Black Cobra says: says:
cheep cheep u mean
Wolfe says: says:
i KNEW you were going to say that
Wolfe says: says:
hah... i'm bloody good
Wolfe says: says:
i need a new pictures
Black Cobra says: says:
ure just too blof
Black Cobra says: says:
a new pictures of what
Wolfe says: says:
few are bloffer
Wolfe says: says:
of me
Wolfe says: says:
the face is getting old
Black Cobra says: says:
for your marriage
Black Cobra says: says:
but the spirit gets younger
Wolfe says: says:
yes.. for my marriage.. to a man.. which would make me gay.. so i can beat him up
Wolfe says: says:
stupid woman
Wolfe says: says:
i meant the face ------>
Black Cobra says: says:
why are u suddenly obssessed with being a man
Black Cobra says: says:
its fun to be a girl
Wolfe says: says:
i'm not
Black Cobra says: says:
u get to have boobs
Wolfe says: says:
which isn't all that they're cut out to be, let me tell you
Black Cobra says: says:
i have bought a sindhi cookbook for $10 on amazon
Wolfe says: says:
you would
Wolfe says: says:
despicable
Wolfe says: says:
look i have to go sleep
Black Cobra says: says:
ok
Black Cobra says: says:
go sweep
Wolfe says: says:
cheap cheap
Wolfe says: says:
(i crack myself up)
Black Cobra says: says:
gnite my lil gaymansis
Wolfe says: says:
*bite*
Wolfe says: says:
ta
Black Cobra says: says:
cya

2 comments:

Neha said...

Let's take shit out of context shall we?

"dr. pencil was very gelled up again today" Which netherworld was he expecting to visit, one wonders?

Wolfe said...

Chee, dutty girl.

Be respectful of Dr. Pencil. He saves lives.