There's more to say

About cowboys in Delhi and Campaign newsletter and Flip's unethical cheekiness and how much I want Dhaval Desai never to be able to work in this town again and Mangal Pandey and dishdashas in bars and the latest Jumeirah Jane encounter but I'm tired and I have homework to do and it's late and you've already taken up so much of my time and I promise I'll talk to you later but let me go now or I won't get any sleep and then I'll be awake and then I'll be lonely and then I'll think about how I used to starch his shirts and collapse into one big sniffling mess and that won't be a good thing.

Besides, one post a day ought to be enough for you.