Thursday, October 06, 2005

The stench is rather overbearing

So this is your assignment for the day - how do you tell a housemate and a classmate that she stinks? That sitting next to her makes people's eyes water and leaves a foul taste in their mouth? That one other classmate described being around her less pleasurable than gouging one's own eyes out?

Yes, I'm talking about stinky Lil. She hasn't showered in a week. I don't think she's washed her clothes since she got here. She eats a lot of dumplings.

I so need to get her out of the apartment.

2 comments:

Paresh said...

when she sleeps.. hose her down with lavender.. make sure you sew the sheets together so she cant escape. Then douse her with talcum powder and water. Relish with a gallon of Brut.

Anonymous said...

Have you considered just telling her? I mean, best case scenario, she fixes the problem; worst case scenario, she hates you and you get some fresh air space, so it's win-win.