This is wot I did all day

Wolfe: wot car do i want to buy? the yaris, sadly, is out since it has only 4 cylinders
Storm: acura tl.. or a tsx v6
Wolfe: why and wot's a tsx?
Storm: acura tsx look it up
Wolfe: ok
Storm: given your fancy salary you can afford that one :D
Wolfe: no.. no fancy cars.. i hate fancy cars
Storm: no re
Wolfe: i want a yaris.. with 2 more cylinders
Storm: wtf is a yaris
Wolfe: it's a toyota
Storm: a toota.. ye gods
Wolfe: wot?!
Storm: it's ugly
Wolfe: no its not.. *being stubborn*
Storm: acura.com
Wolfe: where can i compare 6 cylinder cars?
Storm: edmunds.com
Wolfe: sigh.. this is too hard.. why isn't there one website that will let me build my own car?
Wolfe: i'm on edmunds
Wolfe: stupid drop downs
Wolfe: do i want a hybrid?
Wolfe: i get a tax cut if i get a hybrid
Storm: yeah why not
Storm: the new civic hybrid is supposed to be tight
Wolfe: wtf is flex fuel?
Storm: gas and ethanol
Wolfe: do i want flex fuel?
Storm: sure why not
Wolfe: you're useless
Storm: look
Storm: I drive a mazda 626 98 with bad suspension bent rims
Storm: and an engine that cries for mercy over 65 mph
Wolfe: dude.. YOU need a new car
Storm: no shit huh
Storm: no
Storm: I need a new dining table
Wolfe: !
Storm: because I dont have one
Wolfe: cars are more imporant
Storm: not really
Wolfe: !
Storm: owning a house is this year
Wolfe: well.. dining tables are overrated
Wolfe: you get a tax cut if you own a house
Wolfe: can you tell i just filed my returns?
Storm: exactly
Storm: I'm doing mine next week
Wolfe: this will be the last year i get lots of money back
Storm: yeah.
Storm: welcome to the worst tax bracket.
Wolfe: i have mixed feelings about this tax bracket
Storm: it's a total lifestyle love
Storm: you earn twice as much as I do
Wolfe: i was in the 15%
Wolfe: life in the 15% wasn't so bad
Wolfe: now i'm in the 28%
Wolfe: this is hard to swallow
Storm: amongst other things
Wolfe: stupid fica
Wolfe: don't be gross..
Storm: I wasnt
Storm: you took it to oral. I was talking about stupid medicare
Wolfe: well someone must pay for the elderly
Wolfe: if this country took better care of its parents, we wouldn't have to pay for their elderly
Storm: unlike us?
Wolfe: yes
Wolfe: we take care of our elderly
Wolfe: don't we?
Storm: of course
Storm: at 70 my parents are doing well
Storm: they dont need assisted living
Wolfe: dude.. this is why i need to make lots of money.. i'm going to die alone and nobody will take care of me..
Storm: we refuse to send them there.
Wolfe: don't send them there.. it looks and sounds horrible
Storm: it is
Wolfe: lots of bahus in the family.. let them take care of them
Storm: the sons too mind you
Wolfe: yeah yeah
Wolfe: but bahus are better
Wolfe: i say i want a v6.. but i really want a v8
Storm: no
Storm: v8 is too much overhead
Storm: a) more gas
Wolfe: i guess
Storm: b) more insurance
Wolfe: but i like the vroom
Storm: then buy a mustang
Wolfe: although living in boston, there isn't much room to vroom
Storm: please
Storm: 3 words
Storm: big.
Storm: effing
Storm: dig
Wolfe: yes
Wolfe: i agree
Wolfe: do i want rear or front wheel drive?
Storm: front
Wolfe: for the snow.. i always forget
Storm: rear will skid
Wolfe: ok
Wolfe: but best is awd
Storm: si senora
Wolfe: diff between 4 wd and all wd?
Wolfe: i thot cars had only 4 wheels
Storm: awd.. is when the load for traction is moved onto all wheels
Storm: oh christ
Storm: hang on
Storm: all wheel drive
Storm: it's the same damn thing
Wolfe: heh
Wolfe: ok
Wolfe: i feel like crap
Wolfe: how is it possible to be tired when i have not left this couch all day
Storm: its cos you feel like donkey shit
Wolfe: thank you
Storm: welcome
Storm: quite succinct eh
Wolfe: yes
Wolfe: there is diggage happening on the street outside
Storm: diggage sucks
Wolfe: my floor rumbles.. it tickles my toes
Storm: heh
Storm: no class today?
Wolfe: bunking
Wolfe: since feel like shit
Storm: haw
Storm: there's more little mosque on the prairie?
Wolfe: 3 episodes on utoob
Storm: nice
Wolfe: i've narrowed it down to 18 cars
Storm: list em
Storm: if I see kia
Storm: I disown you

Wolfe: Acura TL, Buick LaCrosse, Chevrolet Malibu, Ford Five Hundred, GM Pontiac G6 Sedan GTP, GM Saturn Aura XR, Honda Accord, Hyundai Sonata Limited, Hyundai Azera, Mazda MAZDA6, Mercury Montego Premier FWD, Mercury Montego Premier AWD, Mercury Milan v6 Premier, Nissan Altima, Nissan Maxima, Toyota Avalon, Toyota Camry, Volkswagen Passat
Wolfe: based purely on baseline specs
Wolfe: and under 30K
Storm: resale - honda, acura, maxima
Storm: camry
Storm: you want vroom you go maxima
Wolfe: yes.. i do like the maxima
Wolfe: i shall now attempt to remove some based on pricing with options
Wolfe: it's all very scientific you know
Storm: totally
Storm: interior and comfort has nothing to do with it
Wolfe: is it ok to want a v6? i'm not being greedy right? i mean.. a v4 IS inferior right?
Storm: it is
Storm: but it's also the smarter buy
Wolfe: yes.. it is smart.. i need a v6.. right.. must not second guess.. shall move on to price options!
Storm: you need a v4
Storm: that's a smart bet
Wolfe: i'm going to come up with the car i want by the end of this day if it kills me..
Wolfe: wot? wait..
Wolfe: i thot i wanted a v6
Storm: v6 is a little over the top
Wolfe: why is v4 smarter than v6?
Wolfe: no v8 is over the top
Storm: v4 is gas economy
Wolfe: sigh
Wolfe: yes but..
Wolfe: won't it splutter and die on the highway?
Storm: you want a v6
Storm: fine. v6.
Storm: baseline
Storm: move on
Storm: get gps for sure
Storm: you dont appreciate it till you can use it
Wolfe: i was thinking about that.. should i get GPS in car or GPS on smartphone?
Storm: in car
Wolfe: but then this way my GPS travels
Wolfe: for when i'm on the road.. renting strange cars in strange cities being a consultant
Storm: upto you

At which point, I believe he made up a fictitious meeting to get away from crazy car lady.

Also, can I just say, I have incredible hair volume. It could be from lying down all day. Goes very well with my gaunt ill face.

Dammit, I have to go to school tomorrow. I was getting used to this staying at home thing.