Needs more soy sauce

I have just received confirmation that we are, in fact, having egg fried rice for dinner and not, as supposed earlier, baigan. Also, Dad has justified his leaping on one foot and singing 'himme himme' with the explanation that if Daler Mehndi did it, it would be considered cool and people would, therefore, pay him money. He is now hurt that I would think that wot is goose for a turbaned sardar is not gander for him and is sulking in front of the tele. I shall now go sit on his legs.