You know, I've just realized

I like pretty much any movie that has the following words, phrases or characters:

• "It's on"
  
• "Bring it"
  
• "Eyeballs, what's the deal?"
  
• "Dive! Dive! Dive!"
  
• "You don't wanna fight me"
  
• Pirates
  
• S.W.A.T teams
  
• Helicopters
  
• Anybody with an accent that's not American
  
• Personal jets
  
• Cadillacs
  
• Fat Italian men
  
• Fat Italian women
  
• At least one entire scene of someone important cooking
  
• Anything in animal prints
  
• Will Smith
  
• Will Smith in animal prints
  
• Bribery, racketeering and/or murder
  
• Gangsters
  
• Shit that blows up
  
• Vampires
  
• Cool music
  
• Tunneling
  
• Teams that take out security stations
  
• Narcs
  
• Iguanas
  
• Military
  
• Automatic weapons
  
• People who get smuggled in coffins
  
• Men named Carlos
  
• "We are 100% go"
  
• Robot cars
  
• Exploding robot cars
  
• Explosions
  
• Rap music
  
• Stealing
  
• Infra-red light
  
• "Get me the American beetch!"
  
• The Russian Mafia
  
• The Italian Mafia
  
• The Columbian Mafia
  
• The Cuban Mafia
  
• The Irish Mafia
  
• Rocket launchers
  
• "We've got company"
  

Now, if I could only find the one movie that has all the above, I'd finally buy a movie.