Sunday, October 28, 2007

You know, I've just realized

I like pretty much any movie that has the following words, phrases or characters:


  • "It's on"
  • "Bring it"
  • "Eyeballs, what's the deal?"
  • "Dive! Dive! Dive!"
  • "You don't wanna fight me"
  • Pirates
  • S.W.A.T teams
  • Helicopters
  • Anybody with an accent that's not American
  • Personal jets
  • Cadillacs
  • Fat Italian men
  • Fat Italian women
  • At least one entire scene of someone important cooking
  • Anything in animal prints
  • Will Smith
  • Will Smith in animal prints
  • Bribery, racketeering and/or murder
  • Gangsters
  • Shit that blows up
  • Vampires
  • Cool music
  • Tunneling
  • Teams that take out security stations
  • Narcs
  • Iguanas
  • Military
  • Automatic weapons
  • People who get smuggled in coffins
  • Men named Carlos
  • "We are 100% go"
  • Robot cars
  • Exploding robot cars
  • Explosions
  • Rap music
  • Stealing
  • Infra-red light
  • "Get me the American beetch!"
  • The Russian Mafia
  • The Italian Mafia
  • The Columbian Mafia
  • The Cuban Mafia
  • The Irish Mafia
  • Rocket launchers
  • "We've got company"

Now, if I could only find the one movie that has all the above, I'd finally buy a movie.

1 comment:

Lippy said...

Ohhh, you mean "chick movies?"