Helloooooooo Shaluuuuuuu!

If you share a computer with your wife, how do you keep your porn separate?

I want to broil a chicken. I have a craving for broiled chicken. With gravy. And asparagus. Boy am I greedy.

I can't get rid of Ceres! My lovely virgin laptop is a virgin no more!

It's a lovely night. The lake is silent. The trees are looming. The ducks glide softly. A teasing bird flits from branch to branch. Perfect night for a murder.